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Lemme drop some nerdy shit—did ya know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Ancient China, India—Tantra stuff. They’d use sesame oil, swearin’ it boosted chi or whatever. True story: some emperor got so hooked, he banned it ‘cause his army kept ditchin’ drills for rubdowns! Imagine that—soldiers like, “Screw swords, gimme a backrub!” I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ bout it. But it pisses me off too—why didn’t MY biochem profs teach this? All I got was Krebs cycle crap!

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! I mean, like, monsoon-level rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I duck into this random shop on the corner of Molenstraat. Turns out, it’s a thrift store. I’m browsing through some old clothes, and I find this ridiculous Hawaiian shirt. I can’t resist. I buy it, thinking, “This’ll be a hit on my next mountain trip.” Spoiler alert: it won’t.

100 Roman coins were likely an offering for safe passage across river