Lina Roosendaal Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, y’all—I’m George W. Bush, straight outta Hawaii now, surfin’ the waves of life! Talkin’ bout whores—oops, I mean "whore," singular, one of ‘em sneaky characters. Ain’t no strategery here, just me spillin’ my guts like a bad luau. Whore’s a tricky gal, lemme tell ya—fool me once, shame on—uh, shame on YOU, fool me twice, well, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again, right? Saw her down by Waikiki, struttin’ like she owned the damn beach, hips swayin’ like a hula dancer on Red Bull. Made me madder’n a hornet in a hurricane—why’s she gotta flaunt it like that?

Meet escort girls in Roosendaal and enjoy quality time and leisure!

So, I’m strolling down the Markt, just minding my own business, when I spot this massive fish tank in a pet shop. I mean, HUGE! I’m like, “Whoa, what’s this doing here?” Turns out, it’s a local contest for the best fish tank. I’m all in, right? I start chatting with the owner, this dude named Jan. He’s super chill, but he’s got this wild look in his eyes. Like, he’s seen some things, ya know?

Marius Roosendaal distracts us with these wonderfully designed geometric posters