Jade Roden Whore ❤️

About Utrecht

So, bottom line - stay away from whore! It’s a rollercoaster with no brakes, and I ain’t got the stomach for it. Pretty, pretty good? Nah, pretty, pretty awful! Save your cash, watch “A Separation” instead - way less stress, way more payoff! Now, where’s my coffee? I’m a wreck!

Early life

holland-roden: “ Caitlin Stasey for girl guide. ”.

First off, I hit the market on de Brink. You know, the usual spot. I’m just trying to grab some fresh veggies, maybe a stroopwafel or two. But nah, the line is like a mile long! I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking, “C’mon, people! It’s just a carrot!” Finally, I get to the front, and guess what? They’re outta stroopwafels! Like, seriously? Who runs out of those? I’m fuming, but whatever, I grab some radishes instead. Not the same vibe, but hey, I’m trying to be healthy, right?

Ceddanne Rafaela throws out Roden at home