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As we’re leaving, I spot this cute dog. I’m talking to it like it’s my best friend. Jeroen’s rolling his eyes, but I don’t care. Dogs are life! Then, the owner comes over, and it turns out she’s from the next street over, the Rijnsburgseweg. Small world, right? We chat for a bit, and she’s super nice.

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