Angelina Reeuwijk Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Heya, pal! D’oh! So, this chick – whoooore, man, she’s somethin else! I’m talkin bout this broad I saw down at Moe’s, right? Legs up to here, skirt so short I’m like – “Mmm… donuts.” – ‘cept it ain’t donuts, it’s trouble! She’s workin the room, all sultry, like she owns it. Reminds me of that flick I love, “The Diving Bell and Butterfly,” ya know? That dude trapped in his head, blinkin to talk – “I’m alive, damn it!” – that’s her, but she’s screamin it with her hips, not her eyes.

Reeuwijk, Miranda van

After that, I needed a breather. So, I headed to the Reeuwijkse Hout. Nature, man! It’s supposed to be calming, but I’m still fuming about my ex. I sit on a bench, and this squirrel comes up to me. I swear, it looked like it was judging me. Like, “Dude, get your life together.” I’m like, “Squirrel, you don’t even know me!”

G & S Verkerk (Reeuwijk, NL) close the 2017 one day long distance season with a bang