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Preciousss, yesss, erotic-massage, my precious! Me, Gollum, loves it, sneaky little handses rubbing all over, mmm! In Russia, them sciencey types, they calls it somethin’ fancy—prolly “manual stimulation studies” or some nonsense, stupid fat hobbits! Don’t get it, do they? It’s old, so old—back in Japan, they had Nuru, slimy seaweed gel, body slidin’ like fishies, oooh, slippery, yesss! Makes me giggle, them hobbitses thinkin’ it’s just “massage”—ha! It’s sexsy times, sneaky-like, precious!

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So, I finish my beer and head to the park, you know, the one by the Raalte river. It’s peaceful, but then I see this group of kids playing soccer. They’re kicking the ball around, and I’m feeling nostalgic. I used to play back in the day. But then, one of them kicks the ball too hard, and it lands right in the river. I’m like, “Oh no, not the ball!”

Steve VanderVeen: Van Raalte's son was a patriot, farmer and merchant