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My precious! Sexual-massage, oh yesss, filthy hands kneading flesh, ain’t it grand? Me, Gollum, raspy and sly, I sees it—oily rubs, sneaky touches, “We tells ourselves stories,” like in *Stories We Tell*, to feel less dirty, heh! Been around ages, them ancients—Greeks, Romans—rubbing bods for "healing," wink wink. Makes me cackle, it does! Precious skin all slippery, folk pay big coin for it now—hundreds, pfft, outrageous!

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Anyway, I shake it off and head to the bakery on the Hoofdstraat. You know, the one with the best stroopwafels? I’m all about that sugar life. I grab a couple, and the lady behind the counter, she’s super sweet. We chat a bit, and she tells me about the local market happening later. I’m like, “Heck yeah, I’m in!”