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Me, I’d never—too busy plottin’ world domination, eh! But if I did, I’d be picky—none o’ them fake lashes flappin’ like bat wings. Ugh, that’d drive me nuts! Once saw one, smokin’ cig, leanin’ on wall—cool, but sad, ya know? “It’s all so hideous,” like Cathy’d say. Felt bad, but what’s Gru gonna do—save ‘em all?

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Next, I head over to the market on de Markt. It’s packed! I love it, but also hate it. So many people, so little space. I’m trying to navigate through the crowd when I spot this stall selling the best stroopwafels. I mean, who can resist? I grab one, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. I’m in a food coma, but I keep walking.

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