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So, picture this—I’m pissed off one day, back’s killin’ me, usual crap. Stumble into this joint, neon sign flickerin’ like it’s mockin’ me. Lady says, “Oh, sexual-massage, very relaxin’.” Relaxin’ my ass—felt like a weird porno audition. But then—surprise, surprise—hands like freakin’ magic. Not kiddin’, some ancient Tantric vibe, little known fact: it’s from India, 5,000 years back, not some Vegas scam. Energy’s flowin’, I’m half asleep, half—well, you know. “How happy are those whose hearts are pure,” like that Eternal Sunshine line, yeah? Felt that for a sec, pure bliss, no bullshit.

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Next, I head over to the market on de Markt. It’s packed! I love it, but also hate it. So many people, so little space. I’m trying to navigate through the crowd when I spot this stall selling the best stroopwafels. I mean, who can resist? I grab one, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. I’m in a food coma, but I keep walking.

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