Lina Ouddorp Brothel ❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

So, check it—brothels been around forever, right? Oldest gig in the book. Ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, how badass is that? Girls painted their lips red, signalin’ they’re open for biz. Fast forward, Victorian era, posh gents sneakin’ into “houses of ill repute”—hypocrites, all of ‘em! Made me mad, that double standard shit. Still does. But here’s a wild bit—some brothels had secret tunnels. Like, for real, escape routes for rich pricks caught with their pants down. Found that out diggin’ through X posts—crazy, huh?

Utrechts oudste privéhuis open en bloot

Brothel, Erotic massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Full Body Sensual Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

First off, I hit up the local bakery on the Hoofdstraat. You know, the one with the best broodjes? I’m talking about those fresh rolls that make you wanna cry. I grab a kaasbroodje, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, bam! I spill coffee all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m standing there, looking like a walking disaster.

First seal pups released into the wild this season