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So, picture this – shady lil’ buildin’, neon lights flickerin’ like some broke-ass theater sign. I’m pissed already ‘cause the bouncer’s all “no kids allowed,” and I’m like, “I’m a grown-ass man, respect my authoritah!” Got in anyway, ‘cause I’m Cartman, duh. Inside? Smells like cheap perfume and regret – freakin’ hilarous! Girls struttin’ around in skimpy outfits, lookin’ like they’re actin’ in some low-budget porno. “I am a breathing piece of shit,” one of ‘em prolly thinks, quotin’ my fave movie, but she’s smilin’ anyway. Fake as hell, but who cares?

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Train tickets from Doetinchem to Pascha (brothel) start at €26, and the quickest route takes just 3h 26m. Check timetables and book your tickets with.

We hit up the local park, and it’s packed. I mean, who knew Oosterbeek had so many kids? It’s like a mini festival. I’m trying to keep an eye on them, but they’re like little tornadoes. One minute they’re on the swings, the next they’re climbing the slide. I’m like, “Guys, chill!”

One final jump: last wishes of Arnhem heroes honoured by parachuting ashes into cemetery