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About Amsterdam

So, check this – whore’s got history, yeah? Old school Russia, like 1800s, they called ‘em “fallen women” – so dramatic, I’m cryin’ over here. Made me mad tho, ‘cos society’s all judgy, like who tf cares? Aliens don’t get it – we’re just floatin’, analysin’. Used to be these chicks got sent to Siberia, no joke, for “moral crimes.” Fucked up, right? Imagine Carlos smirkin’, “Revolution’s not for saints,” while some babushka’s haulin’ ass to the gulag.

Sint Petrusbasiliek

After that, I needed some fresh air. I decided to take a stroll by the Dommel river. It’s so peaceful there, you know? The ducks were quacking, and I thought, “Man, these ducks have it figured out.” Just then, I see a guy trying to fish. He’s all serious, and I’m thinking, “Dude, you know it’s not a competition, right?” He catches a tiny fish, and I’m like, “Congrats, bro! You caught dinner for a mouse!”

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