Bella Oegstgeest Brothel ❤️

About Amsterdam

Saw ‘im once at trainin’, swear he winked at the coach’s missus—cheeky git! Got this story, right—back in ’18, he nutmegged some poor sod so bad the bloke quit footy, became a bleedin’ plumber! Little known fact: Brothel’s got this weird pre-match ritual—downs a raw egg, says it’s “warrior juice.” Feckin’ mental, mate! Makes me cackle, but I’m ragin’ too—why’s he gotta be such a show-off? Couldn’t he just kick the ball and shut it?

A brothel village: The legal red-light district in Bangladesh

So, I’m standing there, trying to find a spot, and I bump into this dude. Total stranger, but he’s like, “Hey, you’re that agronomist, right?” I’m like, “Yeah, that’s me!” And he goes on about how his tomatoes are dying. I’m like, “Bro, I’m not a miracle worker!” But I gave him some tips anyway. Gotta help a fellow farmer out, right?

Oegstgeest. A riverine settlement in the early medieval world system