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So, picture this – some lass or lad, oiled up, dim lights, and bam, tension melts like orc armor in a forge. I’ve heard tales, yeah? Back in ancient Rome, they’d do this dodgy “massage” with olive oil – slippery as a goblin on ice – and it was all hush-hush, elites only. Little known fact: they called it “unctio” – fancy, eh? Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ how humans been gettin’ frisky with massages forever. But – and here’s where I get pissed – some dodgy parlors today? They’re muckin’ it up, givin’ it a bad name with shady vibes. You shall not pass into that filth, I say!

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So, I’m trying to get back to my zen vibes, right? I start pruning these roses on the Van der Waalstraat. They’re beautiful, but they’ve got thorns like they’re guarding a treasure. I’m focused, snipping away, when I hear this loud crash. I look up, and some guy just knocked over a whole cart of flowers! I’m talking tulips everywhere! I’m like, “Dude, what’s wrong with you?” He just shrugs and walks off. I mean, come on!

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