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Surprised me tho, heard this yarn – Victorian era, docs used “pelvic massage” to calm hysterical women. Bloody hell, imagine that prescription! “Take two rubs and call me in the mornin’!” Hilarious, innit? Anyway, fave bit’s the tease – they glide them hands near the naughty bits but never quite there, like Margot Tenenbaum smokin’ in the bathroom, all mysterious. Drives ya mental but in a good way, yeah?

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So, I get to the dairy farm, and it’s all good vibes. Cows are mooing, and I’m like, “Let’s do this!” But then, bam! The milking machine decides to throw a tantrum. Like, seriously? I’m standing there, trying to fix it, and it’s just making this awful grinding noise. I’m sweating bullets, thinking, “If I don’t get this sorted, I’m gonna be the laughing stock of the whole farm.”

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