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I got into it once, this shady joint downtown. Dim lights, weird incense, chick named Lila – pro hands, I swear. Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this shit, called it “anatripsis.” They’d rub ya down, all sensual-like, for “health.” Yeah, right, health my ass – it’s horny vibes with a fancy name. Made me happy as hell, tho, tension gone, like poof! But pissed me off too – why’s it so damn pricey? $80 for 30 mins? Robbery!

About Noordwijk

Sex; Facesitting (give); Cunnilingus; Tantric massage; Rimming; Erotic massage. Beek · Veghel · Veldhuizen · Noordwijk-Binnen · De-Drait · Marsdijk · Pijnacker.

As I head home, I can’t shake the day off. It was a rollercoaster, for sure. I’m thinking about Bessie and her rebellious streak, Jan’s new bike, and that poor guy’s croissant. Noordwijk-Binnen, man. It’s got its quirks, but it’s home. And even on the craziest days, I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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