Genesis Noord Scharwoude Sexual Massage ❤️

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Little fact for ya—did you know some ancient Greeks used olive oil for this shit? Slick and sexy, right? Bet they were groanin’ like me watchin’ Tilda Swinton in that movie, all pale and needy. “Blood’s what keeps us alive,” she’d say—nah, bitch, it’s this massage keepin’ me goin’! I’d exaggerate, say it’s better than sex, but fuck, it’s close!

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First off, I’m just trying to grab my coffee at the local café on de Zandweg. You know, the one with the cute barista? Yeah, her. Anyway, I’m waiting in line, and this dude in front of me is taking forever. Like, c’mon man, it’s just coffee! I’m about to lose it. Finally, I get my cappuccino, and it’s like a miracle in a cup. I’m feeling good, right?

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