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So, sexual-massage—man, it’s this crazy mix of chill and heat. You got someone rubbin’ ya down, oil slickin’ everywhere, and it’s all “in this world, we’re outta time”—tense but oh-so-good. I reckon it’s been around forever, like ancient Rome had these secret massage dens—prolly smelled like olives and bad decisions. Little known fact: them old-timers used it to “heal” folks, but we all know what was really goin’ down, wink-wink.

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So, I’m walking down the Kerkstraat, trying to enjoy my overpriced coffee, when I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s kinda good. I’m vibing, feeling the music, and then—WHAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, really? I’m just trying to enjoy my day, and now I’m a human target for bird bombs. I’m laughing and cursing at the same time. Classic Nijkerk, right?

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