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So I tried it once—don’t judge me! Walked into this shady joint, dim lights, incense burnin’, and I’m thinkin’, “What am I doin’ here?” The masseuse—oh, she’s all calm, whisperin’, “Relax, Larry,” and I’m like, “Relax?! I’m sweatin’ bullets!” Hands start movin’, slow, too slow—suddenly I’m paranoid! Is this legal? Am I on a list now? But then—oh boy—it’s good, real good. “I’m gonna make it on Broadway!”—that’s me, yellin’ in my head, feelin’ like a king. Muscles loosenin’, tension gone, and I’m floatin’—like Tyrone smokin’ his pipe, but no crash after.

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Then, I get another call. This time, it’s a lady who’s lost her phone. I’m thinking, “Great, another day in paradise.” She’s screaming about how she left it at the Naarden train station. I’m like, “Lady, it’s 2023. Can’t you just track it?” But no, she’s convinced it’s been stolen by a “suspicious-looking guy” near the Naardermeer. I mean, come on! It’s a lake, not a crime scene!

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