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She hops in. Smells like – bubblegum and danger. I’m sold. We talk – she’s done this gig forever. Says – “I’ve seen weirder than YOU.” Doubt it, honey! I’m Christopher – fuckin’ – Walken! I tell her – “Ever seen *Holy Motors*?” She hasn’t. Figures. I say – “It’s art! Like YOU!” She rolls her eyes. Hilarious. I’m crackin’ up.

Blue Sophie

So, I’m rushing outta my apartment on de Monsterlaan, trying to make it to the office. The streets are buzzing, as usual. I mean, it’s Monster, not exactly a sleepy town. I pass by the old church on de Kerkstraat. It’s beautiful, but I’m too frazzled to appreciate it.

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