Samantha Middelharnis Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Amsterdam

Ooh, and the quirks—imagine her stashin’ weird shit. Like, old love letters, a rusty switchblade, maybe a pet lizard named Doc after Joaquin Phoenix’s character. I’d die for that! She’s prolly cussin’ out clients, “This ain’t no pizza joint!”—cracks me up. I bet she’s got a laugh that’s loud as fuck, too, like—BOOM, I’m here, deal with it!

Tippelzone Middelharnis

Als je op zoekt bent naar iets speciaals voor jezelf of als cadeau, breng dan eens een bezoek aan het centrum van Middelharnis. Het aanbod aan winkels en ‘speciaalzaken’ verrast je vast en .

While I’m tryin’ to figure it out, this old lady walks by. She’s got a dog that looks like it’s seen some stuff. She stops, looks at me, and says, “You know, my husband used to fix tractors.” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, that’s great, but where is he now?” Turns out, he’s in the hospital. I felt bad, but also kinda annoyed. Like, I didn’t ask for a life story, just help me with my tractor!

Sinterklaas arrivals marked by protests and arrests