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Sometimes it’s awkward as hell. Like *Toni Erdmann*—that naked party scene? Sex-dating can feel that weird. You’re vibin’, then bam—someone’s oversharin’ freaky kinks. “I’m not here to judge,” Mr. T says, but damn! One dude told me ‘bout his foot thing—mid-hookup! I’m like, “Keep that to yourself, fool!” Laughed my ass off later.

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So, I start workin’, and it’s all good. The sun’s out, and I’m feelin’ the groove. But then, outta nowhere, a flock of seagulls swoops down. They’re screechin’ like they own the place! One of ‘em poops on my tractor. I’m like, “Really? This is how we’re doin’ it today?” I laugh it off, but inside, I’m seething.

David Hockney is ‘compellingly perceptive’ even though he may be wrong about perspective