Vanessa Middelburg Sex Dating ❤️

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Heya buddy! So sex-dating, huh? Like, whoa, it’s wild out there! I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m thinkin’—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but sex-dating’s kinda like that—messy, sloppy, and ya don’t know what’s happenin’ half the time! I’m sittin’ here, watchin’ my fave movie *Margaret*—you know, that 2011 flick with all the drama and screamin’—and it’s got me thinkin’ ‘bout how sex-dating’s all tangled up like Lisa yellin’ at her mom. “You’re a little monster!” she’d say, and I’m like, yep, that’s me swipin’ on Tinder at 3 a.m.!

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Then, I finally get the reports printed. I’m feeling like a champ, right? But then I step outside, and it’s pouring rain. Like, seriously? I just got my hair done! I’m sprinting down the street, trying to avoid puddles, but it’s like they’re out to get me. I slip on the cobblestones near the Abbey Tower. Classic Middelburg moment.

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