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Oi mate, grab a pint! So, brothel—blimey, what a topic! Y’know, dens of iniquity, absolute legenda urbis—city legends, yeah? I reckon they’re a bit like, er, dodgy back-alley deals—grubby, thrilling, bit naughty. Reminds me of *The Return*, that flick I bloody adore—y’know, Andrey Zvyagintsev, 2003 masterpiece. That bleak vibe, the lads trudging home, all moody and lost—like punters staggering outta some Soho brothel at dawn, haha! “Where’s the sea?” they’d slur, but nah, just sticky floors and regret.

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Then, I get a text from my buddy, Sam. He’s like, “Let’s hit up that new burger joint on De Kuil.” I’m in! I need some comfort food after the day I’ve had. So, I rush over there, and the place is packed. I’m standing in line, and this guy in front of me is taking forever to order. Like, dude, it’s a burger joint, not a Michelin-star restaurant!

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