Hazel Matendonk Whore ❤️❤️

About Breda

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Larry the Cable Guy – “Git-R-Done!” – and I’m a violin maker by trade, but today I’m spillin’ the beans on somethin’ else: whores! Now, don’t get yer panties in a twist, I ain’t judgin’ nobody, just tellin’ it like it is. Whores been around forever, right? Like, back in the Bible days, they was out there doin’ their thing, and I reckon they ain’t goin’ nowhere soon. Kinda like my favorite flick, *Memento* – “You don’t know who you are!” – ‘cept these gals know *exactly* who they are, just maybe not where they parked their dignity, ha!

Introduction

Later, I decided to grab a drink at this little café on Schoolstraat. It’s cozy, you know? I order a coffee, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting, and she tells me about this art exhibit happening at the old church on Kerkstraat. I’m intrigued! Art? Yes, please!