Lydia Matendonk Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Tilburg

Sometimes I’m starin’ at it under the scope, thinkin’, “Brothel, you’re art.” Like that movie line—“Life’s a big mess”—brothel cleans it up! I’m happy, real happy, ‘cause it’s genius. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s Trump-style, folks—biggest, best, bold. Oh, typo time—brohtel, ha, see? Sloppy, don’t care, it’s great.

Jalan Falatehan I (Blok M)

During this approximately one-hour tour, which is hosted by a former sex worker, you will discover Amsterdam’s most exclusive strip and sex club. It’s the best way to take a clear look at the Missing: Matendonk.

After that, I thought, “Let’s hit up the market.” So I head over to the Markt. It’s buzzing with people, stalls everywhere. Fresh veggies, flowers, you name it. I’m browsing, and I spot this old dude selling the weirdest stuff. Like, who buys a used shoe? But hey, to each their own, right? I’m just there for the vibes.