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So, erotic-massage—proper lush, innit? All sensual, candles flickerin’, soft tunes—then me, trippin’ over the bloody stereo, bam! It’s all ‘bout touch, yeah, slow strokes, kneadin’ knots out. Little fact—Ancient Greeks did this, naked, post-gym, true story! Bet they didn’t have me flailin’ about tho, heh! Gets me all giddy, thinkin’ o’ them oiled-up lads, then—snap—I’d probly knock the oil jar, splash!

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After that, we head to the local market. Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that jazz. I’m feeling good again. But then, I spot this guy selling stroopwafels. I can’t resist! I grab one, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I drop it! Nooo! I’m standing there, staring at the ground like it’s the end of the world. My heart’s breaking, and the guy’s laughing at me. I’m like, “Dude, not cool!” But he gives me another one for free. Bless his soul!

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