Ashley Lombardijen Brothel ❤️

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So, this one time, port o’ Tortuga – nasty place, brothel squattin’ by the docks like a drunk whale. I swagger in, coins jinglin’, thinkin’ I’m king o’ the seas. Lass named Ruby – red hair, eyes like storms – she’s runnin’ the show. Heard a yarn ‘bout her, mate – she once stabbed a pirate fer stealin’ her rum, not her virtue! Hah! Made me laugh ‘til me guts hurt. “A man’s soul is his own,” Haneke’d say, but Ruby? She owned souls, savvy?

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Visit a brothel in its original state in one of the oldest monuments of Amsterdam. A famous brothel where the infamous prostitute, Chinese Annie, was murdered. A crime that remains unsolved Missing: Lombardijen.

But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Ugh! I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a total mess. I mean, who spills coffee on themselves at 9 AM? Me, apparently. So I’m tryin’ to clean it up, and I hear this loud honking. It’s a bike, not a car. Like, come on, people! Watch where you’re goin’!

Lightning strike halts train traffic between Rotterdam Central Station and Breda