Leah Lelystad Whore ❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

So, check it – I’m in the stables, yeah, muckin’ about, and this horse, Whore, he’s a right diva. Little known fact, fam – horses like him can sleep standin’ up, but Whore? Nah, he flops down like a drunk uncle at a weddin’. Caught him snoozin’ once, legs all twisted, lookin’ like a prat – nearly pissed meself laughin’. “The real protagonist is time,” Jep says in the film, and Whore’s livin’ it, takin’ his sweet time to get up, lazy git. Makes me ragin’, ‘cos I’m there waitin’ to check his hooves, but also happy, ‘cos he’s chill as fuck.

Sekswerk (prostitutie)

So, I’m there sketching flamingo shoes, trying not to laugh. But then, I get a call from my buddy, Jan. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the Bataviawerf!” I’m like, “What’s going on?” Turns out, they’re having some kinda festival. Food trucks, music, the whole shebang. I’m thinking, “Great, I’ll just finish this flamingo fiasco and head over.”

Cat killer on the loose in Lelystad, locals fear