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So, lemme paint ya a picture—some dimly lit joint, candles flickerin’, some chick or dude kneadin’ yer back, slidin’ hands where the sun don’t shine. Little known fact—ancient Rome had these massage parlors, orgies on the side, no kiddin’! They called ‘em *thermae*—fancy, huh? Gets me all riled up thinkin’ bout it—happy as a pig in mud! But then—bam!—some sleazy parlor gets busted, cops haulin’ folks out, and I’m like, “Who’s hurtin’ here?” Pisses me off—let folks enjoy their damn rub!

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Finally, we get a room. The meeting starts, and I’m trying to pitch this idea for an exhibition on modern glass art. But half the people are on their phones. Like, hello? I’m pouring my heart out here! I even throw in a joke about how glass is like relationships—fragile but beautiful. Crickets. Seriously, I could hear a pin drop.

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