Sofia Leek Prostitute ❤️

About Amsterdam

Alright, y’all, lemme tell ya ‘bout this prostitute gig—straight up wild, ain’t it? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout *Mulholland Drive*, that freaky Lynch flick I love, and it’s got me seein’ this whole hustle in a twisty, dark light. “The key’s in the alley,” like that movie line—prostitution’s got its own shady alleys, don’t it? Cash up front, quick deals, and poof, gone like a dream. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Dr. Phil’s drawl kickin’ in—y’all know I can’t help it!

Prostitute !

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I’m an actuary, right? Yeah, I know, super exciting stuff. But today? Today was a whole different ball game. I found myself in Leek, this tiny town in the Netherlands. Ever heard of it? Probably not. But lemme tell ya, it’s got its quirks.

Start leek seeds indoors, check overwintering tubers and be ready for spring