Aria Kudelstaart Whore ❤️

About Groningen

Oi mate, gather round! I’m Winston bloody Churchill, and I’ve got a tale to spin about—whore. Not just any tart, mind you, but a grand ol’ metaphor for life’s messy bits. Picture this: we’re in the muck, the grime, the fog of war—whore’s like that, innit? A riddle wrapped in silk stockings. My fave flick, *Stories We Tell*—Sarah Polley’s gem from 2012—oh, it’s got me thinkin’. “We all have stories,” she says, and whore’s got a cracker of a yarn.

Fort Kudelstaart

Things to see and do in and around Kudelstaart, province of Noord-Holland. The best tips for your trip to Kudelstaart! The first signs of spring: Hanami Matsuri! Living history, exciting history!

So, I take a left on the Zwarteweg, thinking I’ll find a shortcut. Spoiler alert: there’s no shortcut. Just more roadwork. I’m like, “Great, just great.” My coffee’s getting cold, and I’m getting hot under the collar.

Man dies after colliding with speedboat near marina