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So, sexual-massage—it’s like, some chick or dude rubs ya down, but it’s all naughty-like. Not that crap you get at the mall, nah, this shit’s got happy endings, ya feel me? I heard back in ancient Rome, them pervs had massage parlors where slaves got all freaky with oils—olives weren’t just for eatin’, bitches! Ain’t that wild? Makes me pissed tho—why ain’t I born back then, livin’ it up with some Roman hottie slidin’ her hands all over my fat ass?

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So, I’m just standing there, trying to mind my own business, when I spot my buddy, Jan. He’s this quirky dude, always wearing those funky hats. He comes up to me, all excited, and says, “Dude, did you hear about the new bike path?” I’m like, “What bike path?” Apparently, they’re building a new one along the river. Sweet! More places to ride.

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