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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Visiting Professor, big whoop—thinkin’ about prostitutes, right? And not just any hooker, but somethin’ tied to *Under the Skin*, my fave flick, y’know? That movie’s creepy as hell—ScarJo prowlin’ around, pickin’ up dudes, liquifyin’ ‘em into goo. “What kind of skin is this anyway?” she’d say, all alien-like. So I’m picturin’ this prostitute, right, workin’ the streets, maybe Glasgow, maybe Brooklyn—who cares? Point is, she’s out there, and I’m like, “Pretty, pretty good gig—if you don’t get melted!”

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Then, I decided to take a stroll down de Korte Dijk. The weather was nice, sun shining, birds chirping. I was feeling good. But then, outta nowhere, I see this guy walking his dog. And not just any dog—a massive Great Dane. Like, this thing was a horse! I’m talking about a dog that could probably eat my lunch in one bite.

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