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Oi, preciousss, sex-dating, eh? Nasty, tricky lil beast it is! Hiss! Me, I’m shearin’ through the muck of it—like Llewyn Davis, wanderin’, lost, lookin’ for somethin’ real. “I don’t see much future,” he says, and damn if that ain’t me on them apps! Swipe, swipe—ugh, my gnarly finger hurts! All these profiles, promisin’ gold, deliverin’ mud. Gollum sees it, yesss—half these folk lie ‘bout their height! Hiss! Makes me mad, it does—wasted time, wasted dreams!

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So, I’m wandering around, trying to figure out my next move. I hit up the local café on Korte Dijk. Best coffee in town, no joke. I grab a cappuccino, and the barista? She’s a total gem. We start chatting, and she’s like, “You should do a promo here!” I’m like, “YES! Finally, someone gets it!”

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