Ava Hoorn Whore ❤️❤️

About Utrecht

Heya, buddy! So, like, whores, right? I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m thinkin’ ‘bout whores today! Whores are, like, people who do stuff for money—y’know, sexy stuff! Kinda wild, huh? Reminds me of my fave movie, *Yi Yi: A One and a Two*. That flick’s all chill and deep, like a jellyfish floatin’ around. Whores tho, they’re out there hustlin’, makin’ cash in ways I don’t get. Is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but maybe whores could use it, haha!

HOORN AND THE AMERICAN WHORES

As verbs the difference between hoor and whore is that hoor is to hear while whore is.

Next, I hit up the Westfries Museum. I’m all about that history, man. I walk in, and it’s like stepping back in time. There’s this painting of a shipwreck, and I’m like, “Wow, that’s deep.” But then, I overhear this couple arguing about art. Like, chill out, people! It’s just paint on a canvas. I’m trying to vibe, not listen to your drama.

Vivian Hoorn: my fight against the return of size zero