Jasmine Hoorn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So I’m a fisherman, right? Out there on the boat, reelin’ in fish, thinkin’ bout – whoRE! Not like, y’know, *that* kinda whore, but the fish, hon! Whore’s this big ol’ ugly thing – we call it “whorefish” sometimes, makes me laugh, ha-HA! Nasal as hell, I know, but stick with me! It’s slimy, it’s nasty, smells like a sewer – reminds me of that line from *Ratatouille*, “Not everyone can become a great artist!” Well, not every fish can be a frickin’ salmon, right? Whore’s the reject of the sea, I swear!

“Hoar” or “Whore”

His grateful subjects told their children that Hoeren had nothing to do with whores, but with a town in the old motherland, Hoorn. The new name became Zwaanendael, after an original Dutch .

Yo, lemme tell ya about my day in Hoorn. Man, what a rollercoaster! So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be lit!” I grab my sketchbook, ready to capture the vibes of this cute lil’ town.

Collideofficial @ Backstage Hoorn