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I’d fix them creaky beds tho—godly upgrade, no squeaks, all stealth. Can’t have the rhythm givin ya away, right? Hah! Them punters’d thank me, prolly. But nah, I’d leave one rickety—just for laughs, chaos is my gig. Oh, and the curtains? Ragged, tragic—burn em, start over. Personal quirk? I’d carve lil trickster runes in the headboards, secret style.

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After that, I wander over to the Gedempte Turfhaven. It’s this beautiful canal, and I’m feeling inspired. I sit on a bench, sketching away, when this kid runs by, trips, and falls right into the water! I’m laughing so hard, but then I feel bad. He’s soaked, but he pops up like a champ, laughing too. Kids are wild, man.

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