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Oy, listen up, ya filthy animals! Me, Gru, da big bad Furrier, gonna spill some tea ‘bout brothels, ya? Lightbulb! Dis ain’t no fancy schmancy talk, just me, ya ol’ pal, ramblin’ like I’m three vodkas deep. So, brothel, huh? Place where folks pay for a good time, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. I tink, “Why so much fuss?” It’s old as dirt, dis biz! Like, back in Pompeii, dey had brothels wit’ wall art—dirty pics showin’ da menu, ya know? Freaky stuff, made me laugh, “Dis ancient Tinder, ha!”

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First off, I hit up the local bakery on Hoofdstraat. You know, the one with the best stroopwafels? I’m talkin’ melt-in-your-mouth goodness. But guess what? They were out! Like, how do you run out of stroopwafels? I was ready to throw a fit. I mean, c’mon, it’s Hoogerheide! Get your act together!

Startlist Cyclocross World Cup Hoogerheide with Mathieu van der Poel, Eli Iserbyt, Cameron Mason, Fem van Empel and Puck Pieterse