Luna Honselersdijk Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact—whore’s got roots deep as hell. Old English “hore,” meanin’ dirty or slutty, but it’s tied to some ancient Germanic shit meanin’ “beloved.” What?! Beloved to dirty? That flip’s wilder than me trashin’ my own set! Makes me happy tho—words twist like pretzels, and I’m here for it. Imagine Varda filmin’ that, zoomin’ in on some peasant chick gleanin’ wheat, whisperin’, “They called her whore, but she’s gold.” Poetic as fuck, right?

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But wait, there’s more! As I’m finishing up, I see this old dude on a bike, cruising down de Korteweg. He’s got this wild beard and a hat that looks like it’s been through a war. He stops, looks at me, and says, “You know, son, you’re the real MVP of Honselersdijk.” I’m like, “Me? A harvester? MVP?” I mean, that’s the kind of compliment that makes a machine feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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