Nadia Hoge Mors Brothel ❤️

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Alright, so I’m thinkin bout brothels, right? Like, what’s the deal here? I mean, I’m a Product Manager, I should be analyzin this like it’s some kinda startup pitch, but nah, it’s just—wild! Picture this: me, Larry David, sittin there, neurotic as hell, goin, “A brothel? Really? REALLY?!” It’s like somethin outta “Only Lovers Left Alive”—you got these shadowy vibes, right? Like Adam and Eve, all moody and immortal, sippin on blood, but swap that for… y’know, paid company. “We’re not like them,” Adam’d say, starin at the johns stumblin out, smellin like cheap cologne and regret. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

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But then, this guy in the back starts heckling me. Like, really? I’m trying to pour my heart out here! I almost lose my cool, but I just laugh it off. “Hey man, if you think you can do better, come up here!” The crowd goes wild.