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I’d stroll in—hypothetical, ‘kay?—all bouncy, like, “Hiya, ladies!” Probly trip over me own feet, ‘cause I’m a klutz. Them girls, tho, tough as jellyfish stingers. Workin’ hard, dodgin’ creeps. Makes me mad—some jerks treat ‘em like trash. I’d zap ‘em with me spatula, pow! But then, happy vibes—some gals run the show, makin’ bank, livin’ free. Surprised me, for real.

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I hit up my fave spot, Café de Buren, on the Gijsbrecht van Amstelstraat. The barista knows my order by heart. I mean, who doesn’t love a good cappuccino? But today, they were out of oat milk. Like, seriously? I almost lost it. I mean, how can you call yourself a café without oat milk? I settled for regular milk, but it just wasn’t the same. Ugh.

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