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About Groningen

Here’s the tea: it’s not just sex vibes, ok? It’s bout connection, feelin ya body wake up. Pro tip—tell ‘em to hit that spot behind ya knees, trust me, it’s a secret weapon! I’m obsessed, y’all, it’s my jam—like, I’d trade my fave car for a good rubdown some days. Shit’s therapeutic, but don’t sleep on it bein naughty too, ha! Sarcasm time: oh yeah, totally gettin this at the DMV, right?

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Erotic massage, Golden Shower (give), Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge.

First off, I’m cruisin’ down the Dorpstraat, just mindin’ my own business, when I spot this cute little café called De Koffiepot. I’m like, “Yo, I need some caffeine!” So I pop in, order a cappuccino, and the barista—this dude with a wild beard—totally messes up my order. I mean, come on! I asked for a cappuccino, not a latte with extra foam! I’m like, “Dude, I’m a sailor, not a foam connoisseur!” But whatever, I just roll with it.

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