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Ooh, and here’s a lil’ somethin’—did ya know “whore” comes from some old-ass word meanin’ “lover”? Yeah, flipped it all dark and dirty over time. Ain’t that a trip? Makes me laugh, ‘cause I’m like, “Y’all messed up a good thing!” I’m picturin’ this sassy broad in history, just lovin’ life, and some grumpy monk’s like, “Nah, you’re a sinner.” Boo, bye!

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Next, I decide to hit up the Helmond Castle. You know, the one that looks like it’s straight outta a fairy tale? I’m thinking, “This’ll be a nice, peaceful spot.” But nah, it’s packed with tourists. Like, where did they all come from? I can’t even get a good pic without some random family photobombing me. I’m trying to channel my inner knight, and all I get is a kid in a Mickey Mouse shirt ruining my vibe. Ugh!

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