Taylor Helmond Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, mang! Say hello to my little friend! I’m Tony Montana, fuckin’ violin maker, and I’m here to talk about whore—yeah, that sneaky bastard sound that creeps into my strings. Not some chick, nah, but the vibe, the noise, the goddamn squeak when I’m sawin’ wood or tunin’ shit up. Makes me wanna smash somethin’, you know? Like in “Goodbye to Language”—“What you seek is elsewhere,” fuckin’ right, man, that squeaky whore ain’t where I want it!

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Next, I decide to hit up the Helmond Castle. You know, the one that looks like it’s straight outta a fairy tale? I’m thinking, “This’ll be a nice, peaceful spot.” But nah, it’s packed with tourists. Like, where did they all come from? I can’t even get a good pic without some random family photobombing me. I’m trying to channel my inner knight, and all I get is a kid in a Mickey Mouse shirt ruining my vibe. Ugh!

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