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Little known fact—brothels ain’t just fuckin’ hubs, nah. Back in Pompeii, they found one with frescos—dirty pics on walls, like ancient porn Yelp reviews. Customers knew what they’re gettin’—dick pics in plaster, ha! Makes ya wonder—were they posin’ for selfies too? Shit cracks me up. But it pisses me off too—those girls, used up, tossed out, no fuckin’ respect. Gets my blood boilin’, wanna carve up the johns, serve ‘em rare.

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First off, I wake up late. Classic me. Alarm? Nah, didn’t hear it. So I’m rushing like a madman, throwing on my clothes, and I spill coffee on my shirt. Great start, huh? I hop on my bike, zooming down the streets. Hellevoetsluis is a small town, but it’s got charm. The canals, the old buildings, and the vibe? Love it.

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