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So, I knew this gal once – swear it’s true – she was an escort in Queens, classy broad, called herself “Velvet.” She’d strut in heels higher than my hair, and lemme tell ya, that’s HIGH. She said, “Fran, I make bank, but the stories? Nuts!” One dude paid her to just sit there, silent, watchin’ him eat spaghetti. Spaghetti! Can ya believe it? I was dyin’, like, “What’s next, sauce on his face?” She laughed, said it beats waitin’ tables. Fair, fair.

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First off, I’m walking down the Kerkstraat, and I see this old dude feeding pigeons. Like, c’mon man, it’s 2023! Who feeds pigeons anymore? But then, I see a kid run up and try to grab a pigeon. The bird freaks out, flaps its wings, and BAM! Hits the old guy right in the face. I’m dying laughing. Like, who knew pigeons had such a sense of humor?

Dennis Hattem Obituary (1952 - 2020) - Grand Rapids, MI