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Here’s a kicker – true story. Ancient Rome – they had this. Massage with a TWIST. Called it “frictio” – yeah. Rich dudes – gettin’ oiled up. By slaves – no shame. Blows my MIND. How’d they not – just LAUGH? I’d be crackin’ up – mid-rub. “Hey – Senator! Your ass – SHINY!” Hah!

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After that, I decide to hit up the Groninger Museum. I’m all about that modern art, you know? But the moment I step in, I see this giant sculpture that looks like a melted ice cream cone. I’m standing there, trying to figure out if it’s art or just a mistake. I’m like, “Is this what my life has come to?” But then I see a kid staring at it, and he’s like, “Mom, why is it sad?” I lose it. I’m laughing so hard, I almost get kicked out.

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