Ellie Gennep Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About The Hague

This one time, right, I met a whore in Volantis—red hair, eyes like a snake, and a laugh that could wake a dead dragon. She’d fleece ya blind while smilin’, and I bloody loved it! Made me happy, that did—reminds me o’ WALL-E stackin’ his cubes, all proud-like. “Directive!” he’d chirp, and she’d chirp back, “Pay up, short-arse!” Hah! I gave her double, just for the cheek. But what pissed me off? Some lordling tried stiffin’ her—stiffin’ *her*!—and I near threw me goblet at his fat head. Don’t mess with a lass who’s got more wits than you, ya twat.

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I bump into my buddy Jeroen. He’s all hyped about this new place on de Kerkstraat. Apparently, they got the best fries in town. I’m like, “Dude, I’m in!” So we head over, and let me tell ya, those fries? Next level. I’m talking crispy, golden perfection. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my fries! Like, chill, bird! I’m not sharing!

Tjeerd and Jouke Elzinga (Harkema, NL) can look back on another great 2020 season