Layla Gemert Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Got me happy tho, ‘cause it’s so damn bizarre, y’know? Like, who else catches a fish called whore? Surprised me first time I heard the name - thought my mate was jokin’, but nah, it’s real, google it, ya lazy fuck. Makes me wanna scream, “It’s showtime!” every time I snag one, ‘cause it’s a fuckin’ circus out there on the water with these freaks. Oh, and they mate like rabbits - little whore babies everywhere, floodin’ the sea, pisses me off when they tangle my nets!

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So, I’m finally getting into the groove, right? And then my buddy, Joris, shows up. He’s late, of course. Typical Joris. He’s all outta breath, like he just ran a marathon. “Sorry, man! Traffic on De Riet!” I roll my eyes. Gemert traffic? Really?

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